Dec 6th, 2009, 20:24 | 只看该作者 #42 |
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I am going to give them
好辞,有些可惜了。 God Created Canada *** On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty, it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the friendliest people on Earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbors !" 以下略去几个字 |
无知而掉以轻心,发为高论 -- 钱钟书 My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. |
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