Mar 9th, 2004, 18:19 | #1 |
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星期一真是混乱,床上跳起来蓬头散发送他到GO火车站,回家发现胖子早上难得大献殷勤,拿我的车钥匙去发动车顺便把我的家门钥匙锁家里了。气得我头昏眼花:睡衣睡裤,白袜子脏便鞋去上班,牙也是办公室里刷的。 经理瞟了我的鞋子N次,只好在例会上主动招供为何衣衫不整,哄堂大笑。气气气死我 胖子真是个灾难式人物,星期六到朋友家做客,还没进门先把人家门上铁(铁铁铁!)把手揪下来了,顺便把自己手划个大口子。 - 朋友搬家请他去帮忙,走廊上一盏灯挡路,胖子一伸手就把灯摘了下来,不是拧,是硬生生掰的,人家可是新房子啊。 - 他练柔道时候力透防护衣,搞断过对手N根肋骨。所以我们协议打架前他一定先双手互握,举过头顶 - 自家有洗衣房我的袜子还老是丢老是丢。上周在枕头套里摸出一只,他的毛衣里掉出一只,ETC - 这件事是他用来说明家学渊源的:某次去中餐馆,老板女儿和他妹妹一样年纪,一样童花头。他爸出门顺手抄起人家小手就往外拖 - 某次吵架后胖子买玫瑰求和,进厨房抄起菜刀切花梗。我担心:”你不能用剪刀吗,当心手指。“话音未落,他果真差点把手指斩下来。 数星期后我问:”手指怎么样了?“ 他自己摸索一下再给我瞧:”奇怪,完全好了,连疤都没有!我真强壮啊。“ 倒:”喂,你切的不是右手吗?!“ - 以前吵架我叫他去S,他诚恳地说:“不,我想活。” “我和你一起S不成吗?” 他想了想:“我还是想活。” ‘为了爱去S也不行吗?“ 他犹豫了一会儿:”对不起,我还是想活。“ 经过精神和皮肉上的沟通,胖子现在对这个问题很敏感:”不,我不想活!绝对可以为你而S!“ 我觉得这个转变的基础是:他还是很想活,不肯被当场消灭 - 最过分是这个:给他最铁的哥们做伴郎,仪式过后大吃大喝,顺便把人家的结婚证书当场丢了。胖子说:“没关系,我们六岁就认识啦,他也觉得这事怪有趣。就是不知道为什么,他老婆好像至今不原谅我。” |
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Mar 9th, 2004, 21:22 | 只看该作者 #6 |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 天下英雄: 77你还没回答,你真的能一分钟作60个仰卧起坐吗?我真的很想知道是不是真的。<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 我猜--有点夸张, 30个差不多。 ========================== 越过辽阔天空啦……飞向遥远群星 来吧 阿童木 爱科学的好少年 善良勇敢的啦……铁臂阿童木 十万马力 七大神力 无私无畏的阿童木 穿过广阔天地啦……潜如深深海洋 来吧 阿童木 爱和平的好少年 善良勇敢的啦……阿童木 我们的好朋友啊 无私无畏的阿童木 |
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Mar 10th, 2004, 06:31 | 只看该作者 #11 |
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why dishusting? don't you find her fat fellow very amusing? they are so in love and that is why she tells his story here. I can understant that she doesn't need anyone here to recognise her happiness, however she only wants to share. I appreciate it. <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mr.money: Dishusting!!!! Baby, go home and **** whatever you like, but not here.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> **************************** 我来自远方,我爱北京天安门 hon, I am here, catch me if u can. [This message was edited by 每天学习多一些 on March 10, 2004 at 8:07.] |
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Mar 10th, 2004, 07:02 | 只看该作者 #13 |
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it is only your assumption that if I like her husband or not, but even I do, it is none of your business. I don't think she is running a show here, instead, you are more like a clown who is conducting your sitcom here to turn yourself to become a big laugh because you are so narrow and shallow. that is it. <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mr.money: So you mean you like they show their love in front of you? sisi. Or you love her husband too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> **************************** 我来自远方,我爱北京天安门 hon, I am here, catch me if u can. |
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